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A $175 Oil Change

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

A few years ago I bought a new car. Although it wasn’t my practice to take my car to the dealer for maintenance, a new car changed that habit. After all, there was warranty work to be considered and their coupons for low cost oil changes were enticing.

About the time my auto servicing behavior was firmly altered, the warranty ran out and the discount oil change incentives stopped. Still, I continued returning to the dealer for service. It was smart marketing on the part of the dealer. Too bad their efforts were thwarted.

It was time for my regular oil change and I had a list of other things that needed attention. Since I’m not a mechanic, I try not to tell them what needs to be done, but rather inform them of symptoms. I want to make sure that I don’t ask for, and pay for, a tune-up when the problem may be a loose vacuum hose. It only took one passive-aggressive mechanic to do exactly what I said, while ignoring the real problem, to drive this point home.

When I dropped off my car, I said, “It is time for an oil change. Also, the car pulls to the right and it starts hard and runs rough.” I left anticipating that they would change the oil, do a front-end alignment, and give the car a tune-up. I estimated the cost would be about $100.

Later, I was somewhat taken aback when I was presented with a $175 bill. As I read the paperwork, my mild surprise changed to anger. Here is what it said:

  • Change oil: Oil, lube, filter, labor: $24.95
  • Car pulls to right: Test drove car; recommend front end alignment: $19.95
  • Hard to start: Instruct driver not to press gas pedal while starting vehicle: $56.00
  • Runs rough: Perform engine analysis; checks okay; do tune-up in 3,000 miles: $75.00

So, for $175 I had my oil changed and was given some costly advice. My complaints to the service manager accomplished nothing, so I left and never returned. Once again, my local mechanic, who I trust to do good work and to be fair and honest, is servicing my cars.

Like many businesses, car dealers measure the work their employees do. Mechanics are checked to make sure they are productive throughout the day, that they document and bill for all of their time, and that they complete their work within the “standard” allotment. Mechanics who meet expectations are given raises and promotions; mechanics who don’t, even when it’s in the customer’s best interest, are given poor reviews, lower raises, or let go. Some garages pay their mechanics based on billable work. Therefore, the more they bill, the more they make. I think I’ve been to those places, too. At one shop specializing in unusual foreign cars, it seemed every bill was always around $500. They weren’t in business long.

Other people also bill by time. Lawyers and accountants come to mind. I have been advised to never use an attorney trying to make partner. In order to get the attention of the other partners, he or she will need to log over 2,000 billable hours a year and their clients will pay the price.

I once called my CPA’s office to discuss converting my IRA to a Roth IRA. I talked with the junior member to whom I had been assigned, asking if there were any other tax ramifications I should know about. She said there weren’t and suggested she do an analysis for me. “No, that is not necessary.” I replied, “You confirmed what I needed.” “But we just got this new program that I want to try out,” she begged. “Will you let me do an analysis for you?”

Thinking that I was doing her a favor, I consented. The call took less than a minute. A few days later, I received a one page spreadsheet telling me that I should switch to a Roth IRA and a bill for $100. The managing partner agreed the charge was unwarranted, but insisted that I pay it anyway! He promised to “make it up to me later.” I quickly found a different tax advisor.

Many years ago (actually, three decades), a friend landed a summer job repairing TVs. He was paid 20% of whatever he billed. Being enterprising, he analyzed the rate chart and quickly determined how he could add $35 to each bill for only a minute and a half of additional work. He would take the back off of the unit and hit it with a burst of compressed air, charging $8.00 to “clean chassis.”

Next, he would squirt the tuner with cleaning spray, charging $10.50 to “lubricate tuner.” Then he would turn on the set. If the filaments of the vacuum tubes glowed, he would bill $16.50 to “check all vacuum tubes.” With these rudimentarily tasks completed, he would then repair the problem and add to the bill accordingly. He earned a lot of money that summer.

It has been said, “What gets measured, gets done and what gets paid for gets done better.” Consider what you are measuring in your organization and what you are paying for. The intent, no doubt, is to improve your operation, be it to pursue greater efficiency, increase production, decrease costs, or maximize revenue. But carefully consider the consequences. In an effort to please you, maximize their rating, or earn a raise, are your employees directly or indirectly encouraged to do things that ultimately drives away customers, lowers quality, or hurts your business?

If you monitor productivity, does your staff, either intentionally or subconsciously, alter their work habits to appear more productive? Does staff assume they need to work faster, thereby setting aside quality? If your customer service staff, programmers, or project managers track project time, is unnecessary work preformed? Are time logs padded? Do they think they need 2,000 hours of “billable” time a year to get a raise?

Do your commissioned sales reps sell what isn’t needed or wanted so that they can meet their quota or earn a bonus? Do you have a “no credits” policy, either stated or implied, that leaves staff with no viable solution for frustrated customers?

Lastly, consider billing. One only needs to look at phone company bills for examples of how to do it wrong. First of all, does anyone really understand their telephone company’s bill? Can the phone company reps comprehensibly explain it? Often they can’t. Consider the countless surcharges, fees, and taxes tacked onto each bill. These ancillary charges are blamed on the FCC, credited to an esoteric law, or attributed to local or state government. On my long distance bill I pay more for other charges than for usage.

What message do your invoices send? Are they easy to understand and read? Can your staff correctly and concisely explain every line item and charge? Are you billing surcharges and blaming it on outside forces?

Yes, there are sound business reasons for each task that you track and measure; these practices can leave your business stronger and more fiscally sound, but there’s also a risk. Don’t be “penny wise and pound foolish” when it comes to measuring your business; being astute and pragmatic – from the customer’s perspective – will ultimately produce the result you want.

Read more in Peter Lyle DeHaan’s Sticky Series books, including Sticky Customer ServiceSticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Leadership and Management featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan is an entrepreneur and businessman who has managed, owned, and started multiple businesses over his career. Common themes at every turn have included customer service, sales and marketing, and leadership and management.

He shares his lifetime of business experience and personal insights through his books to encourage, inspire, and occasionally entertain.

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Customer Service Recovery

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

Last week I experienced poor customer service and great customer service. Both happened the same day – from the same organization.

Author Peter Lyle DeHaan

By choice I bank locally. My bank has a main office and two branches. For twelve years, I’ve always used just one branch. When I make a deposit, I prefer the lobby. This isn’t because I have an aversion to drive-through convenience, but because face-to-face is more personal. I want to know those who handle my money and – more importantly – I want them to know me.

When I needed to check on a transaction last week, I went online – or attempted to. My login was denied. Next I tried bank-by-phone. Invalid password. I then called the main office, where the records are kept.

Training Shortfall: Though the woman understood my request, she took a long time to find the information. Lengthy hold times were part of the process. Once accomplished, she was about to hang up when I stopped her. “I can’t log in to online banking or bank-by-phone.” I gave her the details. Once she realized I wished to resolve these issues, she put me on hold again.

It’s Your Fault: She returned, telling me what to do when I’ve forgotten my password. “I didn’t forget it,” I clarified; “it’s just not working.” She did some typing and conferred with her coworker, this time without putting me on hold. She was confused. She instructed me try again, and then informed me I was locked out because of too many failed login attempts. Gee, I was just doing what you told me.

“You Have To”: There was more conferring with her coworker. Then, her next words jarred me. “To reset your password, you have to fax in written authorization.” She couldn’t help me until I did. This was likely a protection I established, but how it was presented was disconcerting. “That is most disappointing,” I replied, and we ended the call.

This was not my first service issue of day, and I began silently grousing. I don’t have to do anything. It’ll be faster to cancel my accounts than to fax in my request. However, even though switching banks might have been emotionally satisfying, it was not practical.

Making It Right: I was still stewing when the phone rang. It was the branch manager; we’re on a first-name basis. She apologized for her coworker’s miscommunication. For security purposes, the bank recently required every customer to change their passwords; we would be locked out until we did. Apparently, the person I talked to had been hurriedly brought in to address the deluge of resulting phone calls.

In the time it took to explain this, the manager had reset my passwords and soon I could log in. We would deal with the paperwork later.

The manager’s exemplary response overcame the disappointing shortcomings of her coworker. It was a stellar example of customer service recovery.

Read more in Peter’s Sticky Series books: Sticky Leadership and Management, Sticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Customer Service featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD, is the publisher and editor-in-chief of Connections Magazine, covering the call center teleservices industry. Read his latest book, Healthcare Call Center Essentials.

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Put the Customer First

Achieve Better Outcomes by Making the Prospect a Priority

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

I put off buying things. It’s not because I procrastinate (at least not too much), don’t like making decisions, or don’t want to spend money.

Sadly, the reason I often avoid buying what I want or need is simply because it’s too much of a hassle. More to the point, going without some items is less inconvenient than investing the time and enduring the frustration to try to buy them.

Author Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

Too many of my negative experiences relate to cell phones. It’s a sad commentary on the industry. Fortunately, I’ve seen some positive correction in recent years. Nevertheless, the following experience from a couple decades ago still supplies us relevant insight.

For quite some time—okay, more than a year—I considered getting three more cell phones. I expected to sign up for a family plan, adding phones for my wife and our two kids.

At a few bucks more each month per additional phone, it was a no-brainer. I could then find my wife when she was out, keep in touch with our daughter in college, and give a nice perk to our teenage son.

However, I put off moving forward because I so dreaded the process.

A Rigid Requirement

The time to act finally came. I gathered my courage to move forward. I called my existing carrier. They confirmed I’d met my contract requirements and could make changes.

“What I want,” I explained, “is to get on your family plan and add a couple of phones.” I was even willing to buy the other phones.

“No problem,” the rep assured. “Each additional phone is only ten dollars a month and some phones are free if you sign a one-year contract. . .and,” she added, “we can replace your current phone too.”

This sounded too good to be true, but before I could tell her to go ahead, she interrupted my short-lived euphoria.

“Oh, there’s a problem. . .” The problem was that they required me to be on a plan with more minutes—many more.

I tried every angle I could think of. More phones, fewer phones, buying the phones, longer contract, and not replacing my current phone.

She was intractable. “No, you still need to move to a bigger plan.”

Doing so, and adding just one more phone, would more than double my rate. I’m not opposed to spending money, but I hate wasting it. Her solution didn’t seem very family oriented. I told her so.

Then I tried an emotional gambit. “I guess I’ll just need to cancel my service and go with another carrier.”

“If you need to, go ahead, but you won’t find a better deal.” Her arrogance appalled me. “We’ve all got basically the same rates.”

“Okay, let’s leave everything as is for now,” I said, not wanting to burn my bridges.

A Cavalier Attitude

Now it was time for plan B.

If only I could talk to someone face-to-face, to do business with a local person who would take a personal interest in helping me. I headed to the local store of a national carrier that does lots of TV advertising.

Several aspects of their pitch appealed to me. I was confident they had a plan for me, and I intended to complete my mission in one stop.

I walked in the door and, as my eyes adjusted to the lighting, a stereotypical salesperson charged toward me—must be they were on commission. Brashly, he ushered me into his office and grilled me on what I wanted.

With each request, he would nod and affirm he could do that. He was typing things into a computer and then he gave me a total. His solution was twice the amount of the family plan quoted by my current carrier. The rates weren’t all the same after all.

I couldn’t suppress my laugh. This irritated him.

“Okay,” I said. “Now, let’s get realistic.”

“Nope, that’s the best I can do,” he answered.

Thinking we were still pursuing a mutually desired goal, I began to reply, when he stood up and gestured toward the door.

“Sorry I can’t help you.” He said the right words, but his tone conveyed the opposite. Maybe he wasn’t on commission after all.

Not ready to give up, I asked if he had any literature about what we had discussed. “We don’t have any.” He sneered. “It’s all online. Just go to our website and order your phones there.”

In five short minutes, I went from ready-to-buy to unable to leave fast enough.

Online, I later discovered his company had a much more attractive package, closely matching what I wanted. I’d have bought it had he only offered it.

A Calculated Lie

On to plan C. Originally, I intended the phones as a surprise, but I needed help. I enlisted the aid of our daughter, who was home for the summer. Having just completed her summer-school job, she had extra time on her hands.

We listed the features we wanted. Then she got busy doing research online. The next day she presented me with a spreadsheet of comparisons. She explained what she learned, we talked about options, and she made a recommendation.

It required a two-year contract, so I wanted to make sure it was right. We discussed each plan’s weaknesses, the fine-print exceptions, and ways they might charge us for services we thought were free.

I agreed with her recommendation and we made a list of questions, the chief one being whether the plan’s coverage area included the city she’d move to next year.

I called the carrier and verified our understanding of the details. He confirmed everything, and a sale was imminent.

Last, I asked if they covered the city in question. “Yes, we do.” The rep said this a bit too quickly and with a false confidence. I doubted his answer and prodded some more. He kept to his answer, but I doubted his honesty.

I ended the call without placing an order. It was good that I didn’t, as we later found a coverage map—albeit a bad one—online. The map showed the city in question annexed from the coverage area.

He lied to me—imagine that. I assume he knew the truth but reasoned that before I figured it out, he’d have made a sale and earned his commission, with no recourse on my end.

A Successful Outcome

My daughter and I discussed our remaining options and revisited the website of our fourth choice. Thinking I would once more attempt working with a local rep, I called their closest office. After several rings, a recording informed me that no one was available and disconnected me.

Next, I dialed their toll-free number. This rep was actually helpful. Why are accommodating employees such an anomaly?

She was the first truly pleasant and knowledgeable person I had talked to during this whole quest. She patiently answered my questions with professionalism. She confirmed the plan’s coverage and told me about their 14-day, no-obligation trial.

I placed my order. The phones arrived the next day.

Sales Summary: Put the Customer First

With my existing carrier, I was willing to buy a second phone, pay an additional $10 a month, sign a long-term contract, and run the risk of overage charges. They were only willing to upsell me and lost a customer.

At the second carrier, their rep got greedy—or was undertrained. He ushered a ready-to-buy prospect out the door.

For the third carrier, a cavalier lie on a critical issue dropped them from further consideration.

After a bad start at the fourth carrier, a well-trained, professional, customer-focused phone rep made a nice recovery and closed a sale.

Sales Success Tip

Seek to help your prospect achieve their goal, and you’re more likely to achieve yours.

Put the customer first.

Read more in Peter Lyle DeHaan’s Sticky Series books, including Sticky Customer ServiceSticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Leadership and Management featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan is an entrepreneur and businessman who has managed, owned, and started multiple businesses over his career. Common themes at every turn have included customer service, sales and marketing, and leadership and management.

He shares his lifetime of business experience and personal insights through his books to encourage, inspire, and occasionally entertain.

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The Trials and Triumphs of Telephone Support

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

I’ve been thinking a lot lately about customer service via the telephone, even more so than usual. There are some things that I am excited about, while others are a concern.

Author Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

On the negative side, consider a large telecommunications company that provides cell phone, Internet, and long distance. Another is a large national banking institution. You know them both. They are notorious for their consistently abysmal record of poor customer service.

If I were to name names, there’s a good chance that either you or someone you know has had a bad experience with them. Actually, saying “bad” would be kind. Uncaring, unconscionable, and unethical come to mind.

With these companies, it seems that once a problem occurs, there is a strong likelihood that it will never be resolved. This is not an overstatement. People have only so much patience, and then they give up.

Excessive runaround, hours spent on hold, and limited energy to pursue a satisfactory resolution eventually overwhelm frustrated customers. Either they decide to accept the problem or they switch providers.

Although some of these companies’ frontline staff truly do care and try their best, others do not. Regardless, there seems to be cumbersome bureaucracy thwarting every move and complex support systems that make no allowances for nonroutine problems.

There is a real opportunity awaiting these two companies—and others like them—if they can just provide effective telephone support. With best-in-class phone support, I envision their cancelation rates dramatically decreasing, customer satisfaction levels skyrocketing, and a whole lot less negative press.

Maybe these companies are simply too big or offer too many services to be effective. Perhaps their help desks are mismanaged or bogged down by bureaucracy. But I suspect the underlying reason is that upper management treats support as an expense item that needs to be minimized.

The reality is that providing good customer service is good business—but one that requires an investment to fully realize.

I recently experienced the trials and triumphs of phone support after my house took a minor lightning hit, affecting our phone, Internet, and TV service. I called my satellite provider and spoke with a woman named Beth in the Oklahoma call center.

The first time I encountered a call center agent telling me her location, I thought it was a bit hokey and an overreaction to the backlash against offshore call centers. But it actually helped me establish a personal connection with her. In the same way, I was positively predisposed towards Beth from Oklahoma.

While waiting for various diagnostics to run, we had time to chat about call center stuff, which I greatly enjoyed. A service call was soon scheduled for the next day, when the problem was quickly fixed and service restored.

However, 2 weeks out and I’m still waiting for my phone and Internet service to be repaired. Multiple phones calls, missed commitments, wrong instructions, and conflicting information: that’s no way to run a business.

Read more in Peter Lyle DeHaan’s Sticky Series books, including Sticky Customer ServiceSticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Leadership and Management featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan is an entrepreneur and businessman who has managed, owned, and started multiple businesses over his career. Common themes at every turn have included customer service, sales and marketing, and leadership and management.

He shares his lifetime of business experience and personal insights through his books to encourage, inspire, and occasionally entertain.

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A Telemarketing Failure

Use Customer Communications to Strengthen the Business Relationship, Not Ruin It

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

Back in the days when I had a physical phone line, my provider changed names. I’m still not sure if this was the result of new ownership or merely a rebranding effort.

Regardless, there was much hype surrounding this news, arriving in the form of frequent mailed communications and email messages that spanned several months. It escalated into a telemarketing failure.

Author Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

Throughout all this, the phone company repeatedly promised that there would be no rate increases—all that would change was their name. These marketing messages also made hazy hints of new services but withheld helpful details.

My first sign that something was amiss came with my first bill under the new company name. Contrary to their repeated promises, their charges went up, almost doubling. When I called to complain, evoking their pledge, the rep informed me that my past bills had been incorrect.

Therefore, they were not bound by their no-increase promise but had the legal requirement to correct the errors. At least the increase was not retroactive.

This should have been sufficient warning to be wary of what they said, but I was slow to master that lesson. When they called me a few months later—a different marketing tactic—to “lower my monthly rate,” I was quite excited.

With this new plan, I could recover much of what I had lost when they had “corrected” my bill. The rep’s mastery of English was questionable, so at each step I repeated back to her everything I understood her to say.

“You’re going to lower my monthly base rate for local service to $17.95,” I concluded.

“Yes!” she confirmed and then transferred me for third party verification.

Excited, I listened to a recap of my order. “You’re signing up for our unlimited long distance calling package at $17.95 a month; this requires—”

“No,” I interrupted. “That’s not what I want at all.” Fortunately, the verification rep’s communication was clear and effective, saving me from buying something I didn’t want and rescuing me from their telemarketing failure.

So began an all-too-frequent barrage of solicitation calls from my new local phone company. Realizing that I couldn’t rely on what they told me, I’d end each interruption as fast as possible and return to work.

When my irritation over their incessant interruptions became intolerable, I begged them to stop calling me. This proved unsuccessful, so I resorted to hanging up on them. That didn’t stop the calls, but it gave me a small degree of vindication.

When their most recent incursion breached my normally idyllic workspace, I listened to their spiel with a more critical ear. To recap: they called a business line about residential service, they didn’t know my name, and they had no access to what services I used.

At that point, I doubted the call was even from my phone company. Perhaps they had outsourced calling to a shoddy telemarketing firm instead of a reputable one. Or was the call a phone scam? Regardless, it was a telemarketing failure.

When a poorly executed telemarketing effort is indistinguishable from a scam, something is terribly wrong. Intervention is needed.

Marketing Management Success Tip

When pursuing a telemarketing strategy, whether in-house or outsourced, make sure the firm represents your company well and respects your customers and prospects

Read more in Peter Lyle DeHaan’s Sticky Series books, including Sticky Customer ServiceSticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Leadership and Management featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan is an entrepreneur and businessman who has managed, owned, and started multiple businesses over his career. Common themes at every turn have included customer service, sales and marketing, and leadership and management.

He shares his lifetime of business experience and personal insights through his books to encourage, inspire, and occasionally entertain.

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Book Review: The Napkin, the Melon & the Monkey

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

Promoted as “a customer service fable,” The Napkin, the Melon & the Monkey is ambitiously subtitled: How to Be Happy and Successful at Work and in Life by Simply Changing Your Mind. Let me confirm that I believe it lives up to its grandiose intention.

Author Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

The inside back cover notes that author “Barbara Burke is an internationally known consultant, speaker, and author who specializes in the ‘people side’ of customer service management.” The Napkin, the Melon & the Monkey is all about customer service, in this case, specifically customer service in a call center. However, its lessons can be readily applied to all customer service situations, as well as to life in general.

Reminiscent of the classic The One Minute Manager, this fable follows the vocational pursuits of Olivia, a harried customer service representative—that is, a call center agent—working for the local utility.

Starting her position with much excitement and expectation, it isn’t long before the crush of complaint calls and barbs from angry customers brings her to her breaking point.

It is then when wise Isabel, an insightful veteran of the team, comes to Olivia’s rescue. With one simple piece of advice, Isabel changes Olivia’s job outlook and career trajectory.

This, however, is not the only interaction between mentor and mentee, but the first of many such exchanges. Along the way, Olivia records twenty-two “aha!” moments, which have broad applications for call center work, customer service efforts, and life itself.

In case you’re wondering how a napkin, a melon, and a monkey fit into this, let me assure you that they do, serving as apt metaphors for three key points and reoccurring themes in the book.

But don’t take my word for it – read The Napkin, the Melon & the Monkey yourself… and then share it with your coworkers. It just might make all the difference.

Read more in Peter Lyle DeHaan’s Sticky Series books, including Sticky Customer ServiceSticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Leadership and Management featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan is an entrepreneur and businessman who has managed, owned, and started multiple businesses over his career. Common themes at every turn have included customer service, sales and marketing, and leadership and management.

He shares his lifetime of business experience and personal insights through his books to encourage, inspire, and occasionally entertain.

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Your Call Center on Autopilot

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

I remember calling Visa with a query about my statement. The knowledgeable rep professionally answered my question. After an effective and otherwise satisfying call, he concluded by saying, “Thank you for calling American Express.”

Author Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

I was taken aback, but opted to say nothing. Either he was oblivious to what he uttered or mortified that he had stated the wrong company. In either case, his mouth was on autopilot and his mind was disengaged. Seeking to avoid causing him embarrassment, I politely responded, “You’re welcome,” and ended the call.

In contemplating this, I wondered if he recently changed jobs, moving from American Express to Visa. More likely was that he worked for a credit card outsource call center, which handled calls for both Visa and American Express.

(An alternate explanation is that he was merely bored, seeing how people responded to his miscommunication—stranger things have happened.)

Call center work involves a great deal of repetition, which often occurs in quick succession. It is no wonder that agents easily switch on their autopilot and mindlessly cruise through their day.

Even the best of agents can occasionally succumb to this phenomenon, with uncaring reps subsisting in that mode. As such, we can expect a certain percentage of call center communication to subconsciously uttered. Is it any wonder that mistakes occur?

Matters are made worse when a metrics-motivated manager pushes agents to answer quicker, conclude calls faster, and process more transactions per hour. The result can be agents who are mentally on the next call before the current one is finished.

I’ve seen another amusing autopilot occurrence happen at the conclusion of a call. It’s when agents inquire, “Is there anything else I can help you with today?” Often this is an appropriate query, ensuring that all the caller’s reasons for contact have been fully addressed. Sometimes, however, it is nonsensical or even infuriating.

One such unwarranted situation is when terminating a service. I call to cancel my account. I tell the agent that I am not happy with their product, that it didn’t meet my expectations, and that nothing can be done to mitigate the situation.

I am trying to be polite, but I know that I am terse. After an apology and some subsequent typing, the agent announces that my account has been cancelled—then cheerfully asks, “Is there anything else I can help you with today?”

What else might there be? I don’t think I’ll open an account—I just closed one. I certainly won’t place an order; I’m not happy with the service and I am no longer a customer. There are no pending issues. So what might else might they help me with? Nothing—so why ask?

Another scenario occurs when calling with a question. After vainly trying to help, the rep apologizes for their failure, and then asks, “Is there anything else I can help you with today?” I want to scream, “You couldn’t help me with my first question, so how could there be anything else?”

The only thing that is accomplished by asking that question in the wrong situation is to waste my time and theirs. At this point some call center managers may be countering, “Our agents aren’t on autopilot; it’s our policy to say that on every call.”

To which I ask, “Why?”

Customer Service Success Tip: Employee autopilot can occur in any repetitive job, ranging from customer service to manufacturing to clerical. Seek ways to move staff from autopilot to intentional work. They’re apt to like their jobs more. And the positive outcomes of their work will soar.

Read more in Peter Lyle DeHaan’s Sticky Series books, including Sticky Customer ServiceSticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Leadership and Management featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan is an entrepreneur and businessman who has managed, owned, and started multiple businesses over his career. Common themes at every turn have included customer service, sales and marketing, and leadership and management.

He shares his lifetime of business experience and personal insights through his books to encourage, inspire, and occasionally entertain.

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Channel Inconsistency

Frustration Abounds When Details Differ Between the Store, Online, and Call Center

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

Every two years my family and I upgrade our cell phones. This isn’t because we want the newest model. It’s because we seek the lowest cost. Since each provider offers better deals to new customers than existing ones, we’re forced to switch carriers.

Every time we make our biennial switch, a nightmare unfolds. Here’s one of our tales of frustration.

Author Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

In Person

This time, our daughter took the lead in our every-other-year phone migration. She replaced her phone first. She did her research online and then visited their store to complete the purchase.

The phone she selected had an instant rebate and a mail-in rebate, which resulted in a cost of zero. Everything went as expected, and she bought her new phone.

We thought nothing of the fact that the website promotion matched the in-store price. Assuming this would continue to be true, however, was a mistake.

With her approval of the product, a few weeks later we moved forward to replace three more phones. With confidence we returned to the store, only to learn the price for that phone had increased and there was no longer a mail-in rebate.

We left discouraged and without our new phones.

Online

Once home, we revisited their website. Online pricing had changed too, but it differed from the store’s price. The cyberspace deal offered an instant rebate, resulting in a net cost of 99 cents.

Though a tad more than free, we accepted the charge. I placed the order, but a pop-up told me I couldn’t upgrade online. It referred me to a toll-free number.

Call Center Sales

I called. Incredibly, their net price after rebate was $50, not 99 cents. When I mentioned the online offer, the agent matched it.

A few days later, I phoned them again to order a fifth and final unit. To my dismay, I hadn’t noted the 800-number given online in the pop-up window.

Instead of repeating a futile pretense of ordering online just to get it, I dialed the number listed on my paperwork.

Call Center Customer Service

This time I encountered yet another pricing situation. The net cost, after promotions and rebate, would be $40 to buy the same phone. I told the agent about the deal I received two days prior.

This confused her, musing about the different options she could tap to give me a better deal. She could reduce my cost to $29.95, even $20—with manager approval—but not 99 cents.

I mentioned the website deal and asked her to match it. She told me she couldn’t do that.

“But the person I talked to on Monday matched it,” I said.

Again, this confused her. After more questioning, she understood the situation. She was in customer service while the prior employee was in sales. Sales could match website offers; customer service could not.

She surprised me by revealing she had a sales quota of two phones per day. Although she remained professional, her enthusiasm waned. She gave me the number for sales, lessening her chances of meeting her daily quota.

I called the number and bought the phone for 99 cents.

One Product and Four Prices

To recap, the store promoted one price, the website listed another, customer service offered a third, and sales quoted a fourth. Customer service had some pricing latitude, but sales had more.

Is this any way to run a business?

Subjecting frontline staff to inconsistent pricing and frustrating policies is no way to treat employees. Nor is it the right way to treat customers.

Everyone suffers with channel inconsistency between the physical store, the website, and the call center. This disconnect affects staff, prospects, and customers.

The result is buyers venting to staff. Frontline employees—store clerks and call center agents—must endure this understandable, but avoidable, customer angst.

What we must offer is channel consistency instead of channel inconsistency.

Marketing Management Success Tip

Channel inconsistency is no longer as bad as it once was. But it still exists. Hire a secret shopper. Have them interact with your company through each channel to uncover inconsistencies in pricing and policies. Then eliminate the differences.

Your customers and your frontline staff will appreciate it.

Read more in Peter Lyle DeHaan’s Sticky Series books, including Sticky Customer ServiceSticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Leadership and Management featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan is an entrepreneur and businessman who has managed, owned, and started multiple businesses over his career. Common themes at every turn have included customer service, sales and marketing, and leadership and management.

He shares his lifetime of business experience and personal insights through his books to encourage, inspire, and occasionally entertain.

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Call Center

Call Center Opportunity

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

I received an interesting press release. The headline reads:
“Mobile Companies Fail to Meet Customer Service Needs Online”

The subhead says: “Comprehensive consumer study reveals that technical issues prevent consumers from accessing the services they want online.”

The announcement continues: “U.S. consumers have declared that mobile operators are falling short of their online customer service standards.

A study conducted by Dimensional Research, an independent research firm, for Business Transaction Management (BTM) software company, OpTier, has found that 72 percent of mobile phone users in the U.S. are heading online to view or pay a bill, upgrade their phone, change their calling plan or purchase content.

Yet more than half (51 percent) stated that they have experienced ‘significant’ problems in doing so. Users identified poor performance, website functionality and usability as prominent pet peeves when using their mobile operator’s portal.

“Adding to the pain for mobile operators, 74 percent of consumers said they will call their service provider if their inquiry is not resolved online.

This means that mobile service providers could be missing out on the potential cost savings of providing online customer service, as visitors get disillusioned with self-service only portals and instead choose to call customer service.”

This presents an opportunity for outsourcing contact centers on many different levels: text chat, assisted browsing, and email and telephone support.

Read more in Peter’s Sticky Series books: Sticky Leadership and Management, Sticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Customer Service featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD, is the publisher and editor-in-chief of Connections Magazine, covering the call center teleservices industry. Read his latest book, Healthcare Call Center Essentials.

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Business

Fax Removal Line: A Lesson in Futility

Unethical Business Practices Hurt Everyone

By Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

The deluge of phone calls was not how I wanted to start my week. These calls slammed my company’s sales line—with complaints against another company. What unfolded was a revealing look at the ugliness of unethical marketing tactics.

Though I haven’t had a fax machine in years, there was a time when most businesses did. This story harkens from that era, yet its lessons remain relevant today and apply to the present use of email, phone calls, and social media.

Be sure not to repeat this mistake of yesterday in how you use technology today.

Author Peter Lyle DeHaan, PhD

Fine Print

The calls came from irate—and often not-too-polite individuals—thinking they were calling a fax removal line. They had received an unwanted fax solicitation from a travel company offering 75 percent off Florida and Bahamas cruise vacations.

Not impressed, these angry people called the fax removal line listed in the fine print at the bottom of the fax to stop the unwelcome intrusions.

The problem was that, between a too-small font and the low reproduction quality of faxes, two fives in the removal phone number looked like two sixes, matching our sales phone number.

With voicemail now screening the calls to our sales line (even a recording saying that callers had not reached the fax removal line did not stop them from leaving their information—along with a piece of their angst), I turned my attention toward averting a reoccurrence of this fiasco.

The solution seemed straightforward. Call the number in the ad, ask for a manager, explain the situation, and request that future faxes use a larger point size to display the fax removal number. Boy was I naive.

Boiler Room

I called the phone number in their ad. An agent who cared nothing for professionalism or customer service answered. The cacophony in the background confirmed I’d reached a call center boiler room.

Once the agent realized I didn’t want to hear her spiel for vacation cruises, she became even less interested in my call. I realized my explanation was futile, so I asked to speak to a supervisor. She hung up on me.

Fuming, I called again, this time reaching a different agent. “Someone just hung up on me,” I said and launched into my story.

This rep cut me off. “I’ll have your fax number removed from our list,” she said with irritation. I tried anew to explain. She responded with the same words, only louder.

“No, you don’t understand,” I pleaded.

“Yes, I do understand,” she yelled back.

I demanded to speak with a manager. I waited on hold for several minutes. After a long delay, a dial tone greeted me.

Hiding

By now, I was furious. I searched online for a different means of contact. Their company name revealed three matches: a forum post complaining about the company, a listing that gave a street address, and a website covering fraud and scams, with the contributor mentioning timeshares and “bait and switch.”

The street address gave me two matches in California. I switched to the satellite view, which showed both addresses in residential areas. That didn’t help.

I searched online for their phone number. This brought up the prior post about fraud and a number look-up service. These people did not want me to find them.

Any ethical business would have a website and list contact options. But when a sales and marketing outfit works under the covert darkness of anonymity, it’s reasonable to assume they have something to hide.

I suspected a service bureau had sent the fax. This same scenario had occurred before. That ad was for a different company, and they did not use a call center.

This time I gave up on the deadbeat marketing company, turning my attention to the fax service bureau that was complicit in the mess.

I called the real fax-removal number. I reached a recording, with no way to talk to a person or leave a message. I pressed zero—many times. It tried to remove phone number 000-000-0000. It was already “removed.”

Next, I searched online using the fax removal number and got no matches. The faxing service company, it seems, didn’t want me to call them either.

Lessons Learned

Even now, I shake my head with disbelief. These types of unrestrained activities and fly-by-night antics by an unscrupulous few have caused problems in the past—and they continue to do so now. This madness must end.

At the risk of stating the obvious, here are some recommendations that apply to all businesses:

  • Train staff to be polite and professional. Retrain or terminate those who won’t conform.
  • Don’t hang up on callers.
  • Transfer calls to a supervisor or manager whenever asked.
  • Make it easy for people to find and contact you. This means having a website and listing your phone number, along with other contact methods.
  • Don’t use bait and switch tactics.
  • Police your staff so they don’t take shortcuts or treat customers badly when it doesn’t serve their interests.
  • Compensate your staff for the results you want. If you only pay for closed sales, expect nothing else from them.
  • Don’t force customers to use automated solutions.
  • Provide a way out of automation. Let them press zero for an operator or at least leave a message.
  • Offer an alternative means of contact, such as email or even snail mail.
  • Don’t send illegal or unethical faxes, emails, or chat messages. Don’t make illegal phone calls.
  • If you perform services for other companies, don’t work with unscrupulous clients.

Since you’re reading this book, you don’t need this advice. But others do. I hope these words will somehow find their way into the hands of a manager or business owner who needs to reform their sales and marketing practices and do right for their customers and prospects.

Marketing Management Success Tip

Confirm that your marketing practices are legal and ethical. Then review your staff’s training. Work to make sure they represent your company with excellence, every time.

Read more in Peter Lyle DeHaan’s Sticky Series books, including Sticky Customer ServiceSticky Sales and Marketing, and Sticky Leadership and Management featuring his compelling story-driven insights and tips.

Peter Lyle DeHaan is an entrepreneur and businessman who has managed, owned, and started multiple businesses over his career. Common themes at every turn have included customer service, sales and marketing, and leadership and management.

He shares his lifetime of business experience and personal insights through his books to encourage, inspire, and occasionally entertain.